This is where my cynicism belongs.

noaht-all:

how do i even get followers all i do is hit the reblog button and talk to myself

(Source: alilshifty)

cantercrossing:

will you guys anon me personal questions

tssfxx:

foulmilk:

but it’s like
100% girls r hot
an 23% boys r hot

OK BUT CAN WE TAKE A MOMENT TO REALIZE HOW FUCKING TRUE THIS IS

eversolewd:

havocados:

In the future they’re gonna sell you air and you’re gonna fuckin buy it.

The lorax is a prophecy

eversolewd:

havocados:

In the future they’re gonna sell you air and you’re gonna fuckin buy it.

The lorax is a prophecy

cokefriend:

i’m shysexual

very shy

very sexual

(Source: cutestgirlofficial)

wrackspurts-and-weeping-angels:

shit, that merman is hot

wrackspurts-and-weeping-angels:

shit, that merman is hot

(Source: wild-guy)

claphne:

Treasa mickycl tagged me to post 6 selfies~

i tag pugsessed aphrodildo and squidwardtentaclesfanblog :*:*

(Source: dcwneyjr)

beefmilk2:

wish i was kissing you instead of thinking about you

(Source: flatplanet56)

(Source: ashlandrenee)

garbagebagger:

princess-kayjay:

I just had a straight guy tell me “Gah I love lesbians” and before I could even say anything, he added, “because, ya know, they like the same thing I do and sometimes it’s nice to get advice from a girl instead of guys who think making love is just repeatedly putting your dick in something, ya know?” And I have never been more proud of the human race.

i was very mad and then i wasn’t 

She likes to sleep. It makes her forget about it.

—(e.v.d.a.)

(Source: meetaclassybitch)